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Episode 01 and 02: You Jerks! And You Claim To Have Gintama?!

Episode 03: Nobody With Naturally Wavy Hair Can Be That Bad

Episode 04: Watch Out! Weekly Shonen JUMP Sometimes Comes Out On Saturdays!

Episode 05: Make Friends You Can Call By Their Nicknames, Even When You're An Old Fart

Episode 06: Keep Your Promise Even If It Kills You

Episode 07: Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets

Episode 08: There Is Butt A Fine Line Between Persistence And Stubbornness

Episode 09: Fighting Should Be Done With Fists

Episode 10: Eat Something Sour When You're Tired

Episode 11 & 12: Look, Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings Are Not Real Dumplings, You Idiot! & People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck!

Episode 13: If You're Going To Cosplay, Go All Out

Episode 14: Boys Have A Weird Ritual That Makes Them Think They Turn Into Men When They Touch A Frog You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits - Just The Armpits

Episode 15: Pets Resemble Their Owners

Episode 16: If You Stop And Think About It, Your Life's A Lot Longer As An Old Guy Than A Kid! Whoa, Scary!

Episode 17: Sons Only Take After Their Fathers' Negative Attributes

Episode 18: Oh, Yeah! Our Crib Is Number One!

Episode 19: "Why Is The Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!

Episode 20: Watch Out For Conveyor Belts!

Episode 21: If You're A Man, Try The Swordfish! "If You Go To Sleep With The Fan On You'll Get A Stomachache, So Be Careful

Episode 22: Marriage Is Prolonging An Illusion For Your Whole Life

Episode 23: When You're In A Fix, Keep On Laughing, Laughing...

Episode 24: Cute Faces Are Always Hiding Something

Episode 25: A Shared Soup Pot Is A Microcosm Of Life

Episode 26: Don't Be Shy - Just Raise Your Hand And Say It

Episode 27: Some Things Can't Be Cut With A Sword

Episode 28: Good Things Never Come In Twos (But Bad Things Do)

Episode 29: Don't Panic - There's A Return Policy! I Told You To Pay Attention To The News!

Episode 30: Even Teen Idols Act Like You Guys

Episode 31: You Always Remember The Things That Matter The Least

Episode 32: Life Moves On Like A Conveyor Belt

Episode 33: Mistaking Someone's Name Is Rude!

Episode 34: Love Doesn't Require A Manual

Episode 35: Love Doesn't Require A Manual (Continued) You Can't Judge A Person By His Appearance, Either

Episode 36: People With Dark Pasts Can't Shut Up

Episode 37: "People Who Say That Santa Doesn't Really Exist Actually Want To Believe In Him Prayer Won't Make Your Worldly Desires Go Away! Control Yourself

Episode 38: Only Children Play In The Snow Eating Ice Cream In Winter Is Awesome

Episode 39: Ramen Shops With Long Menus Never Do Well

Episode 40: Give A Thought To Planned Pregnancy

Episode 41: You Can't Judge A Movie By Its Title

Episode 42: You Know What Happens If You Pee On A Worm

Episode 43: Make Characters So Anybody Can Tell Who They Are By Just Their Silhouettes! Since It Ended A Bit Early, We're Starting The Next One

Episode 44: Mom's Busy, Too, So Quit Complaining About What's For Dinner

Episode 45: Walk Your Dog At An Appropriate Speed

Episode 46: Adults Only. We Wouldn't Want Anyone Immature In Here..

Episode 47: Do Cherries Come From Cherry Trees?

Episode 48: The More You're Alike, The More You Fight! Whatever You Play, Play To Win

Episode 49: A Life Without Gambling Is Like Sushi Without Wasabi

Episode 50: Pending Means Pending, It's Not Final

Episode 51: Milk Should Be Served At Body Temperature

Episode 52: If You Want To See Someone, Make An Appo First

Episode 53: "Stress Makes You Bald, But It's Stressful To Avoid Stress, So You End Up Stressed Out Anyway, So In The End There's Nothing You Can Do

Episode 54: Mothers Everywhere Are All The Same

Episode 55: Don't Make Munching Noises When You Eat

Episode 56: Keep An Eye On The Chief For The Day

Episode 57: When Looking For Things You've Lost, Remember What You Were Doing On The Day You Lost It

Episode 58: Croquette Sandwiches Are Always The Most Popular Food Sold At The Stalls

Episode 59: Be Careful Not To Leave Your Umbrella Somewhere

Episode 60: The Sun Will Rise Again

Episode 61: On A Moonless Night, Insects Are Drawn To The Light

Episode 62: Even Mummy Hunters Sometimes Turn Into Mummys

Episode 63: The Preview Section In JUMP Is Always Unreliable

Episode 64: Eating Nmaibo Can Make You Full In No Time!

Episode 65: Rhinoceros Beetles Teach Boys That Life Is Precious

Episode 66: "Dango Over Flowers

Episode 67: For The Wind Is The Life! The Ideal Girlfriend Is Always Minami

Episode 68: Like A Haunted House, Life Is Filled With Horrors

Episode 69: Please Help By Separating Your Trash

Episode 70: Too Many Cuties Can Make You Sick

Episode 71: Some Data Cannot Be Erased

Episode 72: A Dog's Paws Smell Fragrant! Drive With A "Might" Attitude

Episode 73: Think For A Minute Now, Do Matsutake Mushrooms Really Taste All That Good?

Episode 74: The Manga Writer Becomes A Pro, After Doing A Stock Of Manuscripts

Episode 75: Don't Complain About Your Job At Home, Do It Somewhere Else

Episode 76: In Those Situations, Keep Quiet And Cook Red Rice With Beans

Episode 77: Yesterday's Enemy, After All Is Said And Done, Is Still The Enemy

Episode 78: People Who Are Picky About Food Are Also Picky About People, Too

Episode 79: Four Heads Are Better Than One

Episode 80: When Someone Who Wears Glasses Takes Them Off, It Looks Like Something's Missing

Episode 81: A Woman's Best Make Up Is Her Smile

Episode 82: You Don't Stand In Line For The Ramen, You Stand In Line For The Self Satisfaction! You Say Kawaii So Often, You Must Really Think You're Cute Stuff

Episode 83: Rank Has Nothing To Do With Luck

Episode 84: Hard-Boiled Egg On A Man's Heart

Episode 85: Hard-Boiled Eggs Don't Crack

Episode 86: It's Often Difficult To Sleep When You're Engrossed With Counting Sheep

Episode 87: Perform A German Suplex On A Woman Who Asks If She Or The Job Is More Important

Episode 88: The Most Exciting Part Of A Group Date Is Before It Starts

Episode 89: What Happens Twice, Happens Thrice

Episode 90: The More Delicious The Food, The Nastier It Is When It Goes Bad

Episode 91: If You Want To Lose Weight, Then Stop Eating And Start Moving

Episode 92: Be A Person Who Can See People's Strong Points And Not Their Weak Points

Episode 93: Even A Hero Has Issues

Episode 94: When Riding A Train, Make Sure You Grab The Straps With Both Hands

Episode 95: Men, Be A Madao

Episode 96: If You're A Man, Don't Give Up

Episode 97: Exaggerate The Tales Of Your Exploits By A Third, So Everyone Has A Good Time! Men Have A Weakness For Girls Who Sell Flowers And Work In Pastry Shops

Episode 98: Play Video Games For Only An Hour A Day

Episode 99: Life And Video Games Are Full Of Bugs

Episode 100: The More Something Is Disliked, The More Lovely It Is

Episode 101: Rules Are Made To Be Broken

Episode 102: Otaku Are Talkative

Episode 103: There's A Thin Line Between Strengths And Weaknesses

Episode 104: Important Things Are Hard To See

Episode 105: It's All About The Beat And Timing

Episode 106: Love Is Often Played Out In Sudden Death

Episode 107: Kids Don't Understand How Their Parents Feel

Episode 108: Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

Episode 109: Life Is A Test

Episode 110: People Are All Escapees Of Their Own Inner Prisons

Episode 111: Definitely Do Not Let Your Girlfriend See The Things You Use For Cross-Dressing! There's Almost A 100% Chance You'll Forget Your Umbrella And Hate Yourself For It

Episode 112: Lucky Is A Man Who Gets Up And Goes To Work

Episode 113: Cleaning The Toilet Cleanses The Soul

Episode 114: They Say Soy Sauce On Pudding Tastes Like Sea Urchin, But Soy Sauce On Pudding Only Tastes Like Pudding And Soy Sauce

Episode 115: Summer Vacation Is The Most Fun Right Before It Begins

Episode 116: The Older, The Wiser

Episode 117: Beauty Is Like A Summer Fruit

Episode 118: Even If Your Back Is Bent, Go Straight Forward

Episode 119: Within Each Box Of Cigarettes, Are One Or Two Cigarettes That Smell Like Horse Dung

Episode 120: Japanese Restaurants Abroad Taste Pretty Much Like School Cafeteria Lunches! Once You've Taken A Dish, You Can't Put It Back

Episode 121: Novices Only Need a Flathead and a Phillips [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 122: Imagination Is Nurtured In the 8th Grade [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 123: Always Keep a Screwdriver In Your Heart [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 124: When Nagging Goes Too Far It Becomes Intimidating [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 125: Entering the Final Chapter! [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 126: Some Things Can Only Be Conveyed Through the Written Word [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 127: Sometimes You Must Meet to Understand [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 128: Sometimes You Can�t Tell Just By Meeting Someone [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 129: Beware of Food You Pick Up Off the Ground [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 130: Cat Lovers and Dog Lovers Are Mutually Exclusive [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 131: Fights Often Ensue During Trips [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 132: Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 133: Gin and His Excellency�s Good For Nothing [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 134: Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 135: Before Thinking About the Earth, Think About the More Endangered Gintaman�s Future! [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 136: It�s Your House, You Build It [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 137: 99% of Men Are Not Confident in Confessing Their Love [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 138: Why Not Talk About the Old Days for a Change? [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 139: Don't Put Your Wallet In Your Back Pocket [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 140: Beware of Those Who Use an Umbrella on a Sunny Day! [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 141: Butting Into a Fight Is Dangerous [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 142: Life Is About Making Consecutive Decisions [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 143: Those Who Stand On Four Legs Are Beasts. Those Who Stand on Two Legs, Guts, and Glory, Are Men [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 144: Don�t Trust Bedtime Stories [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 145: The Color for Each Person�s Bond Comes in Various Colors [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 146: The Taste of Drinking Under Broad Daylight Is Something Special [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 147: All Adults are Instructors for All Children [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 148: Zip Up Your Fly Nice and Slowly [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 149: When Breaking a Chuubert in Half, the End with the Knob Should Be Better. It's Also Tasty to Drink from There [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 150: If You Can�t Beat Them, Join Them [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 151: A Conversation With a Barber During a Haircut is The Most Pointless Thing in The World [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 152: The Heavens Created Chonmage Above Man Instead of Another Man [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 153: Sleep Helps a Child Grow [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 154: That Person Looks Different from Usual During a Birthday Party [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 155: The Other Side of the Other Side of the Other Side Would Be the Other Side [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 156: It Takes a Bit of Courage to Enter a Street Vendor's Stand [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 157: Any Place Can Become a Battlefield When Men Gather [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 158: If a Friend Gets Injured, Take Him to the Hospital, Stat! [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 159: If One Orange in the Box is Rotten, the Rest of Them Will Become Rotten Before You Realize It! [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 160: From a Foreigner's Perspective, You're the Foreigner. From an Alien's Perspective, You're the Alien [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 161: Laputa's Still Good After Seeing It So Many Times [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 162: Love Is Unconditional [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 163: The Black Ships Even Make A Scene When They Sink [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 164: A) That Matsutake Soup Stuff Tastes Better than the Real Deal [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 165: If It Works Once, It'll Work Over And Over Again [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 166: Two Is Better Than One. Two People Are Better Than One [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 167: Smooth Polygons Smooth Men's Hearts Too [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 168: A Human Body Is Like a Little Universe [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 169: The Chosen Idiots [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 170: And into the Legend... [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 171: A) If You Keep Copying, They Will Retaliate [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 172: Using the Carrot and the Stick Method Depends on the Situation [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 173: A) It's What's On The Inside That Counts [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 174: A) Are There Still People Who Go to the Ocean and Yell "Bakayaro!"? [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 175: No Matter How Old You Get, You Still Hate the Dentist [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 176: Countdown Begins [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 177: It's Bad Luck to See a Spider at Night [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 178: Once You�re Entangled in a Spiderweb, It�s Hard to Get It Off [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 179: It's the Irresponsible One Who's Scary When Pissed [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 180: The More Precious the Burden, The Heavier and More Difficult it is to Shoulder [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 181: Watch Out For A Set of Women and A Drink [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 182: Screw Popularity Votes [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 183: Popularity Polls Can Burn in Hell [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 184: Popularity Polls Can... [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 185: A) Hometowns and Boobs Are Best Thought of from Afar [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 186: Beware of Foreshadows [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 187: It�s Goodbye Once a Flag Is Set [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 188: An Observation Journal Should Be Seen Through To The Very End [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 189: A) We Know It�s Best to Finish Yearly Tasks Before the End of the Year, But then You Put It Off Till Next Year for a Fresh Start. That�s How the End of the Year Goes [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 190: When Looking for Something, Try Using its Perspective [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 191: Freedom Means to Live True to Yourself, not Without Law! [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 192: Kabukicho Stray Cat Blues [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 193: Cooking Is About Guts [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 194: Whenever I Hear Leviathan, I Think of Sazae-san. Stupid Me!! [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 195: Not Losing to the Rain! [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 196: Not Losing to the Wind [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 197: Not Losing to the Storm [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 198: Never Losing That Smile [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 199: That�s How I Wish to Be, Beautiful and Strong [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 201: Everybody's A Santa [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 202: Everyone Looks a Little Grown up after Spring Break [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 203: Everyone Looks Pretty Grown up after Summer Break [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 204: Use a Calligraphy Pen for New Year's Cards [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 205: Meals Should Be Balanced [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 206: It's Too Confusing When Talking about the Poster Girl for a Poster Store, So Call Her a Sandwich Board [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 207: Glasses Are Part of the Soul [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 208: Glasses Prevent You from Seeing Certain Things [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 209: Nothing Lasts Forever, including Parents, Money, Youth, Your Room, Dress Shirts, Me, You, and the Gintama Anime [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 210: A Lawless Town Tends to Attract a Bunch of Whoohooey Folk [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 211: Ghosts Aren't the Only Ones Who Run Wild around Graveyards [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 212: Chains of a Warrior [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 213: Iron Town [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 214: Tis an Honor! [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 215: Odds or Evens [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 216: I Can't Remember a Damn Thing about the Factory Tour [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 217: What Happens Twice Can Happen Thrice [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 218: The Claws of a Crab Can Snip through a Friendship [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 219: We Ended Kind of Early So We're Gonna Start the Next Episode (Take Two) [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 220: The Bathhouse, Where You're Naked in Body and Soul [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 221: Jugem [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 222: The Name Reveals the Person [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 223: The Man's Household Situation Is Hard, His Heart Is Soft [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 224: Blue and Red Ecstasy [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 225: So in the Second Season of Prison Break, [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 226: Everybody Loves Pajamas [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 227: Speaking of Crossovers, Don't Forget about Alien vs. Predator [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 228: Love Is Neither plus Nor Minus [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 229: Making It through Love [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 230: It Would Take Too Much Effort to Make This Title Sound like a Text Message Subject [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 231: Koko no Taitoru mo Meru no Taitoru mitaina Toko mo Kangaeru no Mendokusa [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 232: The People You Tend to Forget Tend to Show up after You Forget Them [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 233: Space Ururun Homestay [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 234: Piggy Banks and Trash Cans [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 235: Empty Planet [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 236: Don't Say Goodbye Lionel [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 237: Please Take Me Skiing [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 238: A Vacation in Disorientation [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 239: You Know Those Year-End Parties Where You Keep Drinking until... [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 240: People Can Only Live by Forgetting the Bad [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 241: Girls like Vegeta, Guys like Piccolo [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 242: Draw Your Life on the Canvas We Call Manga [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 243: Check It Out!! [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 244: Check It Out!! [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 245: "Thorny and Rosy" [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 246: "Festival of Thornies" [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 247: "Letter from Thorny" [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 248: "Madaodog Madaonaire" [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 249: "Presents Are Meant to Be Given Early" [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 250: "New Year's Envelopes Are Perfect for Dirty Jokes" [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 251: "When Sleeping under a Kotatsu, Make Sure You Don't Burn Your Balls" [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 252: "We're Sorry" [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 253: "Nobody with Natural Straight Hair Can Be That Bad/Nobody with Straight Blond Hair Can Be That Good" [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 254: "Kintoki and Gintoki" [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 255: "Kin-san's Kintama" [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 256: "The Meaning of a Main Character" [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 257: "Courtesan Turns the Tables" [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 258: "Inside the Palace!!" [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 259: "Five Pinkies" [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 260: "Pinky Swear" [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 261: "Unsetting Moon" [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 262: "Sound Of Beam Can Pierce Heart Of Everyone" [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 263: "Two Brothers" [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 264: "Liquor and Gasoline, Smiles and Tears" [Available in Standard and High Quality]

Episode 265: "Dog Food Doesn't Have As Much Flavor As You'd Think" [Available in Standard and High Quality]

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